"Surf
Heaven"
chapter
1
by
matt johnson alias
Joe Dirt.
As
I look back now I find it difficult to comprehend what was real and what
was imagined as I sat alongside Jack O'Neill’s cliff-side pad at the Dirt
Farm that late fall afternoon.For
three hours before sunset the surf at Pleasure Point had been epic. A
north swell originating just off the Aleutian Islands sent long lines
reeling across the point from sewer peak, through first and second peak.
At 38th the wave backed off, then reformed and ended with a racy, almost
unmakeable section at the drainpipe. It was nearly impossible to zip through
all the sections from sewers to the pipe, a ride of nearly 1/2 mile, but
I had seen it happen, usually by speedy little shortboarders.
As
the sun sank behind Jack’s house, and the Dirt Farm became engulfed in
shade, it felt like the heat had been sucked right off the bluff. I still
had a chill deep in my bones from my surf session. I was tired and cold
and put on a wool Pendelton shirt to ward off the cool air. Looking east
toward Aptos I could see sparks of crimson as the fading sunlight bounced
off the windows of the distant $1 million homes. I was content to sit
and watch the last remaining surfers negotiate the low tide walls peeling
past me.
Barty
Boot strolled down the trail leading from East Cliff to the Dirt Farm
with a load of fire wood under his arm. Bart was a native of Birmingham,
England. Now in his early 30s, he settled at Pleasure Point nearly a decade
ago and humored Santa Cruz surfers with his off-beat brand of British
wit. Bart appreciated surfing’s Golden Era, the late 1950’s through the
1960’s, when a decent surfboard was at least 10 feet long and weighed
over 35 pounds. He rode only vintage longboards, pre-1970s. No one could
remember ever seeing him wear a leash.
"hey
dirt"
Bart
bellowed. I recognized the crisp English accent immediately. “Give me
a hand mate. There’s a huge pile of scrap wood over at Don and Susie’s.
Grab a bunch and we can keep a fire goin‘ here all night.” He motioned
his head toward the new house they were building at 36th and East Cliff.
I was too tired to move but plucked my weary ass from its seat and nabbed
a load of logs.
“Did
you bring any beer?” Ronnie asked.
Ronnie
Daubs was the Pope of the Dirt Farm. I say the Pope rather than the King
because he watched over a patch of Pleasure Point tucked just east of
O’Neill’s house with religious fervor. This was his church, his cathedral.
To Ronnie, the Dirt Farm was hallowed ground, just as sacred as the Vatican
was to the Roman pontiff.Ronnie
once lived at the corner of 36th and East Cliff, a short field goal away
from the Dirt Farm, but a sinister landlord skyjacked the rent to unpayable
proportions and he moved a few blocks inland. Still, Ronnie had it right.
The Dirt Farm was a work of natural art, as beautiful as the Sistine Chapel.
Situated just below road level on a sandstone bluff overlooking Monterey
Bay, it offered stunning views of the ocean and was relatively protected
from wind. Occasionally, after a harsh winter rain, petrified clam shells
and fish bones, would tumble out of the sandstone walls formed from hundreds
of thousands of years of wave and wind action.
The
Dirt Farm had more than geologic history on its side though. We all knew
the stories of big wave legends, like Fred Van Dyke and Peter Cole, who
had camped, surfed and partied on this same bluff nearly a half century
ago before relocating to the islands and being among the first surfers
to tackle Waimea Bay. Modern history was with us too, because an amazing
array of talented surfers passed through our dirt every day.
With
waves lapping at the bluff just below foot level ,the Dirt Farm was more
peaceful than the Dalai Lama’s prayer loft. On weekend nights the quiet
reverie was usually broken by a hardy group of locals who checked in for
a cold beer and a chance to share surf stories, tales of the work week,
or whine about their love woes. On this particular Friday the regular
crew of the Dirt Farm Surf Club was just beginning to filter in.
Like
most surfers, I’m fiercely independent and reluctant to be part of any
organization that has rules or mandatory meetings. But this was a loose-knit
group with no officers or by-laws. It included righteous dudes like Yogi,
Dinger, T-Bone, Pinner, Boots, Funky, Shylo, and Haji. I enjoyed their
colorful names as much as their company. Although there were no official
club officers, there were “organizers,” who put together the annual Longboard
Invitational, the Pig-O-Rama, and the Skate Fest. Ronnie was the lead
organizer.
Bart
grabbed several pieces of wayward lumber and laid them in a pile. He stuck
an empty cardboard beer container under it as kindling. Obviously, Bart
had never been a boy scout. I showed him how to stack it vertically, teepee-like,
so we could get the fire rolling.As
Bart attempted to light a match, a gust of wind suddenly scattered the
wood, and an eerie, greenish fog rolled over us.
As
we struggled to restack the pile the fog became thicker. Nearly 50 years
of living on the coast had given me a fine appreciation for fog and I
often grew nostalgic for the sound of San Francisco’s foghorns. But this
was odd. The misty air steamrolled over the bluff like an 18-wheeler.
It swirled and circled around us.
“Who
needs a freshie?” Ronnie said.
The
condensed vapor hampered my depth perception. I wasn’t sure if he was
standing five feet from me or fifty feet away. Suddenly he was jabbing
me in the side with a Coors light. “Freshies all around.”
It
was just what I needed. Still thirsty from my surf session I grabbed the
beer, popped it, and finished it in two gulps. I bent down and watched
as Bart struggled comically with the matches. Then the fire sprang to
life. I settled into my Dirt Farm chair, one of five plastic lawn chairs
kept stashed alongside the bluff. As I cozied up to the fire, careful
to stay on the upwind side to avoid the smoke, I noticed the fog begin
to recede. Within minutes it mysteriously disappeared.
I
looked toward the ocean where the last wisp of daylight illuminated the
water and saw EJ in the process of riding his final wave to the beach.
Gliding left, toward the huge granite rocks protecting Jack’s house from
the pounding sea, EJ switched stance gracefully, then pulled a floater
on his 9-4 Pearson Arrow and rode the white water into the Dirt Farm cove.
The
east side of Santa Cruz was a hotbed of longboarding talent and EJ was
one of the best. Only Tanner Beckett, Dane Perlee, and CJ Nelson were
in his class. EJ had a number of contest victories under his belt, including
a win at the Malibu Invitational. Nose riding was his specialty and he
knew all the technical variations that went into making a board a top-notch
nose rider. But EJ could make any board work. He could probably hang five
on a piece of drift wood. No one knew what the initials EJ stood for,
and he refused to tell us. Since he was a former high school wrestling
champion I never pushed him to find out.“EJ
weren’t you the last guy out there?” I asked.
“Yeah.”
“Well,
who’s out near the buoy?”
Three
silhouettes sat on the horizon bobbing near the kelp beds. A few bigger
sets had rolled through but rarely do waves form that far outside of Jack
O’Neill’s house. They were sitting on their boards adjacent to the buoy,
which was anchored off shore from the Dirt Farm as a memorial to Jay Moriarity
and Jeff Plucy, two Dirt Farmers who had recently lost their lives in
the ocean.
Jay
was the pride of Pleasure Point. As a teenager he established himself
as one of the best big wave riders in the world, fearlessly attacking
Maverick’s on its most gruesome days. Everyone in the surfing world became
aware of Jay when, as a precocious 16-year-old, he took an horrendous
wipeout on a 25-foot wave at Maverick’s. His picture landed on the cover
of Surfer magazine and the pounding he endured was voted the worst wipeout
of the century.
Most
importantly, Jay Moriarity was one of the neighborhood boys. He regularly
traveled the world to surf, but never forgot his friends at the Point.
During his forays Jay often purchased toys and trinkets which he brought
home and distributed to the local kids. His kindness, generosity, and
respect for others made him a hero to all of us. At the age of 23 he died
in a tragic diving accident in the Maldives.Jeff,
aka the government, or Govie, was a mentor to numerous groms growing up
at the Point. He earned his nickname because he ran the show at the Dirt
Farm. He was the governor. Just three months before he passed on, Jeff
was unanimously voted Dirt Farmer of the Year by his peers at the Longboard
Invitational. An exceptional surfer and paddler, the Dirt Farm was his
backyard. He could be found in the water virtually every day. Despite
being in excellent shape, Jeff had a heart condition.
He
died of a heart attack at age 36 while in a Christian Surfers Association
contest at Pleasure Point.
I
happened to be surfing second peak, on that sunny, head-high day, as Jeff
paddled past on his way to first peak for the event. We exchanged greetings
and high-fives. He was wearing an orange jersey for the contest, a good
sign since orange was one of his favorite colors. He looked happy and
confident. I told him to tear it up as he paddled away. Minutes later
I saw a flurry of activity at inside first peak. Initially, I thought
Jeff was involved in a fight because I could see someone holding him.
Then I realized he was unconscious and people were helping him out of
the water. I thought maybe he’d hit his head and was knocked out cold.
I sprint-paddled over. A line of people were already there to assist him.
The paramedics and firefighters were on the scene in seconds but we all
watched helplessly as the inevitable happened.
Jay
and Jeff were quintessential watermen, and they received the ultimate
waterman’s sendoff. Their ashes
were
scattered near the buoy in the kelp.
There
have been many days since when I’ve paddled out to the Point and punched
through waves knowing their ashes were mingled with the sea. And as the
chilly water rushed over my face I could feel their essence and spirit
wash over me. It always provided me with a measure of confidence and freedom.
I knew they were always with me.
E.J
turned and gave a cursory look at the surfers in the water.
“I
don’t know who that is,” he said. “They weren’t out there with me. They
must have paddled over from second peak.”
“Look
at this,” Bart screamed. “Check out this set.”
We
turned in unison to see a group of thick, dark lines on the horizon. Several
waves had already rumbled through second peak unridden and were setting
up as mackers in front of Jack’s house. The three guys near the kelp bed
were in perfect position. The
first wave was overhead, probably 7-8 feet. An older guy, who appeared
to be about 60 from his graying hair and body posture, wheeled and paddled
into it. He didn’t bother with a bottom turn. Instead, as soon as he had
the wave’s momentum behind him, he nimbly took two steps to the nose and
perched five toes over the edge. He was obviously in good physical shape
and had a distinctive style, like someone I had seen before. The left
arm hung limply at his side and the right arm went out perpendicular to
his body. He seemed to be touching the wave tenderly with his right hand.
As he perched on the nose hanging five, he arched his back in an effortless
show of soul.
“Who
is that guy?”
No
one answered and I took another pull on my lager. We watched the rider
cross-step backwards, crouch and grab a rail, then race toward the drainpipe.
As he passed the Dirt Farm I could see he was riding a Black Cat, a Greg
Noll-shaped, Da Cat model surfboard. It appeared to be about 9‘-8”and
was jet black with a clear strip down the center along the stringer. Noll,
one of the premier surfers and shapers of his day, began producing them
in 1966.
Bart
attempted to break the uneasy silence by babbling about his new board.
He was quickly interrupted by a hoot and then a spooky laugh that came
from O’Neill’s porch overlooking the Dirt Farm.
“You
wanta know who that is?” said the voice. It wasn’t Jack O’Neill’s voice,
but rather a hoarse and commanding voice I’d never heard before. It came
from a shadowy figure behind a hedge sheltering the deck. “That’s the
Black Knight.”
I
laughed nervously. I wasn’t sure if I’d heard him right. The guy on the
porch was obviously mistaken. I looked at Ronnie and EJ to see their reaction.
They looked amused. The person riding that wave was pretty damn good but
this was impossible.
“The
Black Knight?” I asked. “You mean Mickey Dora?“
There
was another sinister laugh from the porch.
“Yeah,
that’s Dora,” he said matter-of-factly.
“Dora’s
dead dude,” I said.
“That’s
what the Surfer magazine obituary claimed,” the voice explained. “But
I know Dora. That’s Dora’s board. That’s Dora’s style. That is Miki Dora.
I’m telling you, you just saw Miki Dora walk the nose at 38th.”
Miki
Dora had always been a mysterious cat, the surfing world’s unabashed enigma.
Dora was at the center of the surfing universe when it exploded around
Malibu in the early 1960s. He was a pure stylist who disdained contests
and was disgusted by the commercialization of surfing, yet capitalized
on his local fame by appearing as a surfing stunt double in Gidget movies.
He would disappear for months, often years at a time and was rumored to
be in South Africa, or Biarritz, or even in prison, the result of one
of his numerous scams.
According
to the obituary, he died in January 2002 of cancer. He once claimed, “Life’s
a waste of time and surfing is as good a way to waste it as any.”
“EJ,
who’s that goof ball up there who says he knows Dora?” I asked.
“Hell
if I know who’s up there,” EJ said. “But you know, I was just at the Malibu
contest. I remember seeing some graffiti on the wall that said, ‘Dora
lives.’ Maybe this guy’s right. Maybe he’s still alive.”
“Alive?
Like Elvis?” I asked. ““He’s dead. That graffiti is a metaphor. It means
that Dora’s style and influence on the surfing world still exists. It
doesn’t mean he is alive in a bodily sense.”
“Here we go again,” Bart said waving his beer at the ocean. “Check this
out mate.”I
looked up to see another wave looming larger than the first. A second
rider from the kelp bed paddled vigorously into it. He dropped down the
face and the lip feathered overhead, the wind pushing it back just enough
to allow the rider to race ahead of it.
As
he made a wide, arching turn off the top we could see he was riding an
orange board. A missile was airbrushed on the bottom. It was surrounded
by lightning bolts.
“It’s
Jeffery,” Ronnie whispered softly.
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